Denizens of the Night, howl.

I had to blog this down.

(over msn, ard 2111hrs)

cuz: HELP LAR!
cuz: there's this voman who's screaming like she kenna raped liek that
cuz: wa lao
cuz: i hope she;s not annoucing to the whole world she's doing it
cuz: kaoz
cuz: she's damn F*(&^T%RT*IUOIP)OKING IRRITATING
me: huh?
someone moaning at KR? !?
cuz: 's SCREAMING LIKE A HYENA ON HEAT
me: does she sound hot?
cuz: NO. if she did, you think I'll be bitchingh?!
me: howd u know u aint no guy. go save her.
me: U sure its not a rape scene?
cuz: just one very annoying female
cuz: like "AAAAAAAAA! HEA HEA HEA?"

Okay. So there was some night life over at KR. Popped up a friend on msn who stayed there:

me: dude u hear anyone screaming like kenna rape at ur side?
friend: OH! are you refering to the band that's practisingg? ahahhaha

(im -___________-;;;;)

me: No. bands dont go "AAAAAAAAA! HEA HEA HEA?"
friend: Your kidding

(a reeeallly long pause)

friend: Your serious.
me: DUH.
friend: shall we check it out?
me: No. im friggin over at central lib area. Y dont u check? its YOUR hall.
me: Might be a rapist you know. You can deliver a can of whoopass upon that sick f---‘s ass and the girl might be so grateful she’d make hot love to you.

(continued explanation on how me cuz heard it... etc. Wont bore you. the guy seemed really dense.) Apparently he was convinced it WAS a rapist.

friend: look, we go together
friend: if there really is something going on, we stand a better chance

Okay. By this time I officially declared this friend a WIMP. As in, “Wuss In (really) Mini Pants”. Which would account for his dong size as well. I mean, what, he’s afraid that the rapist apparent would suddenly turn ghei and prey upon his ass? Sheesh!

The same status goes for this friend, who, having the real priviledge of watching an annoyingly cognitively-challenged show about a cognitively challenged fictional cuddly bear, changed his nick to:
“In the name of Thousand Acre Woods, I capture you. Lol”

(dumbstruck)

No, wait. This guy (yes, GUY. HIM. HE. MALE.) should belong to the FFAG status, as in “Fuckin’ Fairy prancing like A pansy amongst a field of daisys, alonG with my little pony and care bears too”.

Lord save our souls.



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evolution IVLE has been sooo dead these a days. Jumped at the chance for something interesting.

(in response to the vestigial status of man tits):

I know im going to get a can of whoopass for this, but, man nipples = TEH SEXY? so much so they decided to put the nipples on batman armor (disclaimer: comment is NOT reflective of forumer's tastes!). That has got to count for something. Therefore nipples = sexual ornament for males?
But i must say that much of those seemingly 'vestigial' organs do come up with a different use eventually. And most of them which are visible become... sexual displays! (does it mean that bimbos with big heads are prime displayers?? )

Okay. So now i made it a leeeeetle more fun into it:

Making this a little more fun, lets have a little poll: Are nipples on man considered sexy?
Since im not so free as o photoshop-edit out the nipples in a topless man vs the same with nipples, im using this: Attached below are the pictures of
A)NON NIPPLED-BATMAN and
B) NIPPLED BATMAN.
WHICH, IN YOUR OPINION, IS SEXIER?
Unfortunately i cant think of a control example. but still...
All ye forumers, flame me not, and cast your votes! After polls we might discover the truth to the vestigial mammary glands in males then..

Yes, i even attached in a jpeg pic of titty batman vs non-titty batman.
And then the True NERDS, as in "Nerd, Exceptionally Retarded and Dumb in the expertise of cowsense but like, fucking Smart, unfortunately" can in and spoiled the whole thing:

Hmm, I would suppose so, not because of aesthetics or individual preferences, but because of the intrinsic connection between prime erogeneous zones and sexual appeal. These parts of our body contain the most nerve endings and feature prominently in sexual stimulation. Research has shown that there is also a direct connection between the response to stimulus of a particular body part and the likelihood that the subject considers this feature 'sexy' in others. For instance, if a woman gets a huge turn on from having her neck stimulated, she might consider the neck to be a sexy feature on guys. This was quite a leaky argument, I remember it being 'bombed' quite badly but it serves an uillustrative purpose here. The link to physical arousal thus leads us to characterise certain body parts as 'sexy' even though they have no absolute function during sexual reproduction.

If there ever was a case of coitus interruptus this would be the prime example.

I give up. KEEEEEEEEEL ME.
We try, sometimes. We try really hard. Ive tried to make this ivle as interesting as possible. The only previous interesting thing on ivle was like.. fish wing-wong. Goodness.
And TEH NERDS had to go spoil it all.

Sigh.

We all live in a world of acronyms, fags, wimps, charlatans and idiots. You included. Booo