what am i

You ranked as an Accident. You will probably die from an accident, like a car crash, a failed stunt or you missed the net when trapezing.

Accident		100%
Disappear		93%
Suicide		80%
Gunshot		60%
Natural Causes		60%
Eaten		53%
Bomb		40%
Disease		40%
Suffocated		27%
Drowning		20%
Posion		20%
Stabbed		20%
Cut Throat		13%

You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets. Unipolar Depression 92% Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder 83% Antisocial Personality Disorder 75% Eating Disorders 25% Schizophrenia 17% Borderline Personality Disorder 8% Which mental disorder do you have? created with QuizFarm.com So im supposed to be depressive and meet my reaper when a wakeboard slips off someone else because he was tryingto do a silly stunt and screwed up, and the wakeboard comes straight towards me as i am in the water because i fell off too doing some silly stunt and the wakeboard slices my head clean off the shoulders. Or, i could be too darn itchy fingers and provoke a whole school of barracudas and in the end after they pass me by ill be nothing left but bones and an airtank. Or, i could be rockclimbing and one of my cams can pop out so ill fall and swing round back to the rock face and core my head like an apple with a rocky potrusion. Or i could be steve irwin chasing a komodo dragon while doing a film and it nips me enough that i die of gangrene. Or get too comfy with a black mamba which proceeds to bite me on the nose, crickey. OR i could just take happy pills and leap off the cliffs of dover and -happy thoughts - never be found again! what fun. Ive also ranked as.. an eagle, hard core metalhead(I LOVE!) and im still trying to find a 'whats your character from LOTR' quiz. Anything, so long as im not a dwarf or legolas. And this censorship thing on tagboards is starting to get irritating. get beeped for even the word damn. So far punani, poontang, wang and balls work. Lord knows ive tried. Do tell if youve found other words that managed to escape the net. Mother*beep* piece of *beep* no good *beep*, if only i *beep* *beep* this *beep**beep*. Bleah. Gosh darn. Didnt i mention that i think these quizes are a total waste of time? Who wants to know what type of condoms will they be? or what kind of stamp will they be? or what kind of food will they be? AERGH. Fools with TOO much time on their hands. This fools trying to get back to work.