dad-son bonding

So i was eating chicken pie with mom today and she told me this story:

"You know how your dad is with TECHNOLOGY. Well 3 months ago, he had your uncle come round to fix some software problem on his laptop. When your uncle said"Aiyah you didnt even open windows", dad got off his seat and went to OPEN THE WINDOW".

Needless to say i promptly choked on my chicken pie.
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Me n dad went cycling in mandai today, dad taking lead. As we were crossing a rather slippery patch the old hero turned around to see if his kid was fine, and promptly slipped. The young hero, tried to stop and offer aid, AND promptly slipped as well. Both of us brought back hideous scratches and bruises as trophies like cavemen from a hunt. Mum just shook her head. Isnt dad-son bonding fun?