Shit Happens! ep 2

hows this for a classic "shit happens":

A half hour upon coming home we heard screams of "Robber! Robber!"
Me n dad ran out to investigate. It came from our new neighbours, and the 'robber' was no where in sight.

Appareantly they had just gotten home, and the little girl ran in home 1st, only to find their indon maid and this dark skinned neighbour in the living room when she turned on the lights.

this is what i heard from the 14ish yr old girl:

"I went in and saw them both with their pants off"
"He was behind her and bumping into her backside again and again"
"He saw me and then froze for a while, then put on his trousers and ran out"

The perky girl paused and added as an afterthought:

"This is not good lah. The maid will get pregnant one leh"

Ah the wonders of sex-ed theseadays.

The maid was positively catatonic, just standing there (dressed now, of course.) The neighbours had called the police initially as they thought it was rape. Dosent seem like it, does it? Gosh. the maid is screwed. In -ALL- senses of the word. alsa alas. Shit happens.

Heheh. All this on the eve of the CNY. Its going to be an interesting year indeed.

-YC out