that aint a lion.

A sailor and a giraffe walk into a pub, and starts challenging each other to drinks.

The giraffe finally falls over piss-drunk, and the sailor starts to leave.

The bartender yells at the sailor: "Oei! You can't leave that lyin' there!"

The sailor turns 'round to look and says

"That's not a lion... thats a giraffe..."






Totally humorless.