ARE YOU CONNECTED?

Its hellish 2.24am and this guy came up to your door and says, 'Hey dude, please take one'.

wtf?

You expect some residential warning, maybe coz you leave your shoe mat out that and that 'constitutes as an obstacle to people while evacuating during a fire drill'.

No such luck.

It appears to be a spam flyer, and it says, in attractively garish technimulticolour:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
CAMPUS JOINT
YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR COLLEGE
(show picture of 6 ordinary looking people smiling in a group photo, and a shot of temp YST conservatory).

(on back)
How many do you know? Campusjoint is an online social networking site that allows you to connect with your college friends in Singapore
(show collage of normal looking people trying to smile)
Register today!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Undoubtedly the SDU has a finger in this endeavour somewhere.
But... so tame.
Collage has complete CMIO, but all look so averagely drab - where are the hot hot babes you'd be meeting if you sign up? all sho nerdy...
And oh shit. you think you see someone you know.
Suddenly it seems alot more sinister.

But wait!

Sign up a friend and you will recieve our exclusive goodie bag filled with goodies!

You peer in:

-"CAMPUS JOINT! IM CONNECTED!" T-shirt. (80% cotton, made in Thailand)
- "Hi, I'd like to know your name! What to say to your date" - a booklet on dating
- Crinkle-nose-no-more Deo spa aromatheraphy Soap. "Basic hygiene for dummies" pamplet included
-"Who's afraid of the Cooties? What you should know about the opposite sex" (another book)
-vouchers and coupons to a number of candlelight dinner outings
-Free pass for 2 to MOS (on sunday nights only)
-Whole stack of SDU flyers
-and a whole load of other junk.

Wonderful.


On the otherhand, dear peeping tom of NTU, who in actual fact happened to be my class CHAIRMAN back in the days of yore, appareantly was visiting his girlfriend, was too lazy to go upstairs to the gents, and went straight into the girl's loo. Girl exits from shower, screams. The rest is history.

Now this sounds awfully like what we have up here in PGP. The Fat-Blondie-who-looks-like-an-illegal-VCD-seller-who-laughs-like-a-hyena as well as loonybitch's gayboy happen to use the ladies quite often. Once the cluster leader, miss petite, was in the loo when TFBWLLAIVSWLLAH walks in. She screams and screams at him while he quickly backs away.

Now why wasnt this guy caught and subject to the same ridiculous situation as my NTU friend was?
Unfair is the world, and it continues spinning.

-yc out