SHIT DATA = NO DIPTEROLOGY CONGRESS IN FUKUOKA

The Master of The Universe (that being the Lab) said:

The Dipterology meetings in Fukuoka are coming up in September and the abstracts are due on the 31.April. Here are the usual tricky issues:

(1) Funding. I will support the whole operation with SGD 5000 from the NSF grant. The rest will have to be raised by yourself.

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I will rely on you to make up your mind during the next few days. If you don't submit a title and abstract, you won't go. All titles and abstracts have to be vetted (first by fellow lab member then
by me). So, get started soon. Please let me know if there is anybody else who wants to go…

I have SHIT data and hence practically NOTHING i can talk on, other than the frigidity of sepsis indica AND EVEN THEN ive found out that this may not even be true anymore; id missed some minute but VERY important telltales signs....

How am i to go now? The deadline is far too soon!

arghhh

sucks to be me.

yc out.