NOT A CHANCE, CHUM: Ellen Muth

In today's episode of NOT A CHANCE CHUM, we look at ELLEN MUTH, or better known for her dead-girl-reaper character Georgia 'George' L. Lass in 'Dead like me'!

Aint she a beaut? That intense stare melts plastisteel like so much butter, while those pouty lips are just so _____able. Defiance is all in her! Look at the cocked shoes with the simple floral design. All grrrrrrrrrrll and more sass! Her low (slightly) nasal tone can only add more to her saucy effect. Words are inadequte for her uncommon beauty. That steely gaze bears intelligence too, she being a Mensa member (hey hey so am i! wowie! chalk one similarity!). She collects burmese cats! actually i love burmese cats too. I really do! i love their er pelts - really lovely. Really. Anyway, she drives and races an SS, well, i drove and raced a jeep (well... illegally). Shes a Pisces just like me, and im just 2 years shy of her age. But since when does age matter? She looks a sweet 19! Starting since young, her acting careers is admirable, having played selena in 'Dolores Claiborne', and winning an award for that. She clinched another award in 1999 for 'The girl and the hurricane', an indie film where she plays a rebellious teen. Rebel ahead, Miss Muth!

In DLM character, she plays a 18 year old girl who dies on her 1st day of work - killed by falling space debris from the decaying Mir space station. A Zero-Gee Toilet bowl, to be exact. After she getting blowed up, she's recruited as a reaper.

Newest (and cutest) reaper on the block - stunned from an obviously unglamorous death.

Reapers take the souls of those who are about to die, and help ease the transition for the dead to their 'further destinations'. That she's dead dont mean her body's dead - she's still full of young fire, and gets into a hitch quite a few times in the series. In 'Send in the clowns', after having her finger ripped off by the paper shredder, she feigns faintness so that her dumb-as-a-doornail but 'hot' (he dont look that hot to me... nyeh) co-worker 'rescues' her, all for a little office politiking. What would i give for just that cameo role. Heck - ill even play a cameo for free as one of her reaps.

Look at her sweet innocence blowing bubbles. ooh. perfection. I give her a 9.99/10. These pictures are not so much for you as it is for me to look dreamily each time i visit my own space. I would die to talk and talk and dive into those eyes and get lost in those lips and...

you get the picture.

If you havent watched Dead Like Me, hustle down to your nearest video stall and rent it out now (better yet buy it). Its not just eye candy - the series is hilarious and thoughtful enough to have you asking for seconds. But of course if you do manage to get me a George poster pinup i will be eternally grateful and be your bitch for a day.

I know i will die one day, and all i wish for is to have George as my reaper. But of course, its NOT A CHANCE, CHUM.

Right folks - here's where you poll. Now you've seen how astoundingly wonderful Ellem Muth is, vote how well YC will do in getting a date with her - the poll's on your right! Vote now, and leave all your encouragements and congratulations on how superb YC would pull it off in the comments section.

Thus concludes the 1st episode of the not a chance series. Stay tuned.

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Oh yeah...

By the way, dont you love brits?
I absolutely adore them. Here's one.

The reaper Mason from 'dead like me'. Absoutely british, in fact VINTAGE brit rock of the 60s. that means lots of hair, bad hygiene, worse breath, and absolutely British manners. Which means horrible, disgusting.

- yc out